I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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