when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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