google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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