She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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