Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
