Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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