Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I came so hard my ears popped.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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