I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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