Got a toothbrush?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
this just has baby written all over it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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