One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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