I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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