how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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