Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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