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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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