Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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