Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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