My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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