She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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