Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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