We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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