problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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