They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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