their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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