Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
