I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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