Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
