Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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