then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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