I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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