I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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