I hope mine doesn't look like that
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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