And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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