North Korea, Best Korea!
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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