what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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