I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
NoShamevember. You game?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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