somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
where are you?
Hypothermia
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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