thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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