O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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