moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Come see our sink grown plant.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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