dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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