Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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