I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
