he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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