It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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