i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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