But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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