whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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