Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
wow bdsm is so cute
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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