So drunk its hurt
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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