Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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