I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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