If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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