Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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