Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
if only i could text you this smell
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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