So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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